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July 3, 2000: Exit Poll (Day 1)
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Call it market research, if you'd like. We want to know how much you spend on comic books in an average week.

Poll Results Battle

"Fukui-san!"

"Go, Ohta!"

"The poll results are in, and in this ballot box Iron Chef Sakai has all of the votes. It appears that Chairman Kaga is the winner, with sixty-eight votes."

"Sixty-eight! A fine showing for the Chairman. Hattori?"

"Well, when you're dealing with someone who can get away with that kind of outfit, you're dealing with a quality host. And I would know quality, having walked away with 29 votes."

"Twenty-nine? Hattori-san, I hate to say it, but you lost. You are a loser, no matter how much owning your own food college may make you feel like a big man. Loser."

"Well, at least I didn't get thirteen votes like certain people named Fukui whom I could name."

"Fukui-san!"

"Go, Ohta."

"Thirty-eight votes. I own both of you and your stupid booth."

"Go to hell, you tubby bitch."

And for the 159 of you who are right now saying "Huh?", a visit to Food Network's Iron Chef page is in order.

Lazy research results

Woohoo! People did indeed come through on that request for info about Lisa Lougheed, who was last seen singing backup vocals for Celine Dion.

I think I sort of preferred it when I didn't know what she was doing.

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