|January 11, 1999||Work and Print
It all starts here, in front of a television.
|January 20, 1999||Hopes and Dreams
What do you want to be when you grow up?
|February 1, 1999||Tripping Out
Sure, the records are good. But it's just not the same unless you see them live.
|February 15, 1999||Cultural Wastelands are Good
Two characters on a couch watching television. It's the most original plot ever.
|February 22, 1999||Video Games are Better
Video games give so much, and ask so little in return, aside from the $60 a game.
|March 1, 1999||Stand and Wait
Bernie takes Sean on a tour of her workplace, and handles a work crisis with only a little bit of panic.
|March 15, 1999||Too Dark to Read
Sean is not a dog person.
|April 5, 1999||No Stereotypes Week
Jane crusades against stereotypes, in a special message to you, the reader.
|April 12, 1999||Publish or Perish
Who would've thought changing the world meant working on weekends?
|May 3, 1999||Rarer Than Ever
When the cable goes out, it's Sean that suffers the most.
|May 24, 1999||Hunting and Gathering
Cleanup in aisle seven.
|June 14, 1999||Babes in Toyland
Just the necessities of life: reading materials, filmed drama, edible panties.
|June 28, 1999||Racing Rats
Work harder, not smarter.
|July 5, 1999||Cross Check
Has your luggage been in your control at all times? Are you sure?
|July 12, 1999||Going West
The Bobbins crossover! Sean and Bernie have adventures in the land across the pond.
|July 19, 1999||Back at the Ranch
Don't think Jane has nothing to do just because Sean and Bernie are gone. Know it for a fact.
|August 9, 1999||More Strips About Furniture and Food
100% furniture shopping. 0% Talking Heads once you get past the title.
|August 30, 1999||Branch Office
Bernie and a new client clash over trees and tickets.
|September 13, 1999||The Gig Is Up
Remember, kids: don't drink and drink.
|October 11, 1999||Work Buy Consume Die
Focus groups are the backbone of the nation's economy.
|October 25, 1999||Tenant Match
They can't pay the rent! They must pay the rent!
|November 15, 1999||Really Just Relax
At a not-too-distant party, somewhere in time and space, Bernie shows off her latest purchase.
|December 13, 1999||Pounding the Pavement
Jane learns the facts about business life.
|December 20, 1999||Hitting the Road
Face it, Canada is funny.
|January 10, 2000||Liquidity
Sean learns the facts about business life. And ignores them all.
|January 31, 2000||Wait Up
Television journalism: oxymoron or contradiction? A very special When I Grow Up crossover.
|February 7, 2000||Great Expectations|
|February 13, 2000||Goodbye
Charles Schulz: 1922-2000
|February 14, 2000||Security Despot|
|February 21, 2000||Doug's Totally True Toronto Trip Diary
"So, what did you do on your winter vacation?" Doug fills time during a long-overdue holiday for Katrin.
|February 28, 2000||Chocolate Eclair|
|March 6, 2000||Earworm
Jane gets a song stuck in her head. Whatever will she do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do?
|March 13, 2000||For All The Others|
|March 27, 2000||Booking|
|April 3, 2000||Supply and Demand
Caffeine isn't always a renewable resource.
|April 24, 2000||The Product|
|May 1, 2000||Like That
But do you feel that way?
|May 22, 2000||The Most Dangerous Game|
|June 19, 2000||Cash and Carry|
|July 3, 2000||Exit Poll|
|July 17, 2000||Pass the Ketchup|
|August 7, 2000||1D
... And maaaany moooore.
|August 28, 2000||Gapspotting
Everybody in the exact same thing.
|September 11, 2000||Higher Education
Can there be any greater thing in life than the pursuit of learning? Yes. Yes there can.
|September 18, 2000||Gettin' e-Busy
Invest those dotcom dollars now.
|September 25, 2000||cafdrink.com
The User Friendly crossover. (Hey, we could've called it Disco Puppy.)
|October 9, 2000||Not Available in Stores
Jane helps put the sch in kitsch.
|October 23, 2000||We Can't Rewind
I met your children/ What did you tell them?
|November 6, 2000||Sick
It's just the sniffles, really.
|November 27, 2000||That Bind
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
|December 25, 2000||Season's Greetings, And So Forth|
|December 27, 2000||Sugar Daddy|
|January 22, 2001||Mild at Heart|
|February 28, 2001||We're On Hiatus, But...|